Madison undercover
(Remember in Madison-ese, “Y” stands in for “L”)
Madison wanted to call Jessica this morning and Jessica’s roommate, L, answered. I had her on speaker phone because it’s easier to help translate sometimes.
L: Hello?
Madison: Can I talk to [Jessica]?
L: Sure… (she gets Jessica)
J: Is this Madison?
M: No, this is Noah.
J. Funny, it doesn’t sound like Noah.
M: I don’t sound yike dat because I have a cold because I have a yot of snot in my nose but this is Noah. Did you know I’m going to the dentist on Monday because Dr. Jo-Jo is going to brush my teeth? And then the other Dr. Jo-Jo is gonna brush Noah’s teeth?
J: But I thought you were Noah.
(beat)
M: Ummm, yeah, but that’s gonna be because I have to go now. Bye.
Oh my, Madison is a trip.
She’s a hoot!
Have a wonderful Thanksgiving!!!
You are in serious trouble, that kid is a budding smart-ass, just like I was. She will be a crack-up, a mischevious crack-up, but a crack-up.
Okay, that is hilarious. And adorable. It must have totally made Jessica’s day.
So cute!