I’ve been needing a good meme
Swiped from Gezellig Girl
1. When you looked at yourself in the mirror today, what was the first thing you thought?
I don’t remember thinking. Usually if I’m looking in the mirror it’s to put on moisturizer and I do it fast, fast, fast because Madison is next to me futzing with things on the bathroom counter. (The other day I looked down and she had Brett’s contact case open and was trying to put them in her eyes.)
2. How much cash do you have on you?
Nothing. I gave Brett my folding money because he was going out with his dad tonight and I gave Madison my change because she got a new piggy bank at a garage sale today.
3. Whats a word that rhymes with “DOOR?”
FLOR
4. Favorite planet?
This one.
5. Who is the 4th person on your missed call list on your cell phone?
I have no idea; no one ever calls it. (It’s for emergencies only.)
6. What is your favorite ring tone on your phone?
Ring tone? I barely know how to answer the thing.
7. What shirt are you wearing?
A ratty t-shirt.
8. Do you “label” yourself?
No, but I shall: Fresh, unpasteurized. Best if used within seven days of opening.
9. Name the brand of your shoes youre currently wearing?
I’m not wearing shoes. (I’m about to go to bed.)
10. Bright or Dark Room?
Bright kitchen, dark bedroom.
11. What do you think about the person who took this survey before you?
I envy her her fancy glasses.
12. What does your watch look like?
I haven’t had a watch in a long, long while.
13. What were you doing at midnight last night?
That’s a good question. I do believe I was wishing I would fall asleep soon.
14. What did your last text message you received on your cell say?
I don’t think our phone takes text messages.
15. Where is your nearest 7-11?
Probably a mile and a half southeast of here.
16. Whats a word that you say a lot?
Madison!!! (Close second: Noah!!!)
17. Who told you he/she loved you last?
Miss Maddie. (Just before that: Noah)
18. Last furry thing you touched?
I just put away a slew of stuffed animals.
19. How many drugs have you done in the last three days?
Unless caffeine and ibuprofen count, none.
20. How many rolls of film do you need developed?
More accurately — I haven’t printed out digital pictures since Madison was about a year and a half. (sigh) Our photo albums are a mess.
21. Favorite age you have been so far?
I must have liked being 27 because I used to forget I wasn’t 27. Then when I was 32 I must have liked that because after that I used to forget I wasn’t 32.
22. Your worst enemy?
Myself on bad days.
23. What is your current desktop picture?
What Gezellig Girl said: Some abstract something that came with the OS.
24. What was the last thing you said to someone?
“Are you going to hit it?” (I was asking Brett if he was going to bed.)
25. If you had to choose between a million bucks or to be able to fly what would it be?
I don’t need a million; I’d like just enough to pay off my student loans.
26. Do you like someone?
Why, I like (almost) everyone!
27. The last song you listened to?
I’ve been playing Beecharmer nonstop lately.
28. What time of day were you born?
Noonish. PST.
29. Whats your favorite number?
Whenever I’m supposed to pull a random number, I always say 48 so I guess 48.
30. Where did you live in 1987?
I was 17 and for most of it I lived with my mother in the condo where she still is.
31. Are you jealous of anyone?
Remarkably, no. (I’m a pretty jealous person.) (And except for the aforementioned pretty glasses.)
32. Is anyone jealous of you?
I’m sure Brett is deeply envious that I am on the computer and he is eating stale popcorn.
33. Where were you when 9/11 happened?
In our old house, in the office, reading email.
34. What do you do when vending machines steal your money?
1. Take it as a message from god that my body does not need any processed food/beverages at the moment. 2. Feel put upon.
35. Do you consider yourself kind?
Not lately.
36. If you had to get a tattoo, where would it be?
If I HAD to? Oh lord. I don’t know. I’m not into the whole inked skin thing. Ugh.
37. If you could be fluent in any other language, what would it be?
Yiddish so I can grow up to be a bubbe.


38. Would you move for the person you loved?
Yes, but my mother would kill me.
39. Are you touchy feely?
Only in print.
40. Whats your life motto?
“It’s not the journey; it’s the destination.”
41. Name three things that you have on you at all times?
Besides the smallest sticky child? Not a damn thing.
42. Whats your favorite town/city?
I don’t play favorites.
43. What was the last thing you paid for with cash?
A grungy piggy bank for the littlest one and a turtle pin for the biggest.
44. When was the last time you wrote a letter to someone on paper and mailed it?
Likely not in the 21st century.
45. Can you change the oil on a car?
Yes but that’s why Brett was invented.
46. Your first love: what is the last thing you heard about him/her?
That he was an actor in a video installation shown at MOMA.
47. How far back do you know about your ancestry?
On one side way way back (pre-Pilgrim) and the other side only to when Bubbe crossed over. (She got sent back once but they let her in eventually.)
48. The last time you dressed fancy, what did you wear and why did you dress fancy?
I wore a nice, simple black dress to go see Barbara Cook with Paige.
49. Does anything hurt on your body right now?
The middle toe on my left foot. And I have a chronic neck injury that’s always a low-grade ache. (Except when I was getting acupuncture 3 years ago.)
50. Have you been burned by love?
Well, sure.
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