Comments on: How to feel old

By: Schnozz

Schnozz — Wed, 28 Jun 2006 18:45:02 +0000

Myspace makes ME feel old, and I only graduated college four years ago. I think Myspace is often about everything you leave behind in maturity … namely, the desperate need to be popular and call attention to yourself. (Says the blogger who spends hours every week broadcasting her thoughts to strangers.)

By: orrielynn

orrielynn — Wed, 28 Jun 2006 13:38:01 +0000

old. you dont know from old.
talk to me when you walk from your living room to your BR to get something and once you get there you cant remember what you came for. walk back to LR, remember, return to BR, and forget again.

let me know when everything, and i mean everything, is 6″ south of where they used to be.

tell me when you wake up in the morning and it takes your old bones
five minutes to get into sitting position.

i wanna know when you stand up and your left knee buckles from that old knee injury.

let us hear when every doctor you go to is ten years your junior.

and finally, give a yell (if you have the strength) when your aged bladder cant hold water for more than two hours and awakens you five times during the night.

now, THATS old.

By: barb

barb — Wed, 28 Jun 2006 12:11:54 +0000

i just want you to know that “Dazzle” (in your itunes) is one of my favorite Banshee tunes…

By: MomVee

MomVee — Wed, 28 Jun 2006 11:45:17 +0000

Oh, I hear you. Here’s another one: we came home from church last Sunday with a cheeseball 90s-vintage “hymn” stuck in our heads, so to get it out Rick put “Pyromania” on the turntable (specifically “Rock Of Ages.”)

“This album came out 23 years ago,” he said.

By: Leslie

Leslie — Wed, 28 Jun 2006 03:24:06 +0000

LOL! I love my Elvis Costello. I play it and old Bruce Springstein very loud when I’m in the car by myself. I also want to grow my hair out to really really long and let it go grey. Then I’m getting some more tattoos. Really.